Thursday, September 30, 2010

Burlesque Days Again for the Feather Boa Crowd. Part II

Outside, civilians and buffet lines. Inside, cherry vodka, rich desserts and stories about tassel applications and acts with animals. “I worked with this little girl, and she had parakeets,” Nocturne remembers. “Parakeets in her purse.”
Nocturne, 79, who drove up from Texas with her husband, is alone in saying her burlesque days were her darkest. She found stripping to be a lucrative humiliation, and she detested the pressure to mix with customers so they would buy a club’s overpriced liquor.

But that is all behind her now, she says. Thirty years ago she found Jesus and has not had a drink since, “Praise God.” She has come to Baraboo to see old friends and to remember the one aspect of burlesque she adored, those glorious costumes.

Bambi, also 79, is Nocturne’s opposite: she left Holyoke, Mass., as a young woman and never looked back. Yes, some strippers would sabotage the outfits of their competitors, and yes, there was that abusive second husband, the one who forced her to flee. But one of burlesque’s many charms is its service as a kind of witness-protection program; for a few years, then, Bambi became Holly Simms. Of burlesque over all, she says, “I loved it.”

It is deep into the second day of the reunion now; time for a show. The coffee table has been moved aside, some chairs arranged. The Irish Mist will strut for a while, Bambi will grind that coffee bean, and a young burlesque star named Orchid Mei — who has been listening to the stories with undergraduate earnestness — will do an act that makes many in the room wish for 1955.

Another knock on the door. Is it Bones?

No: Pat Flannery. And what an entrance she makes: seated in a chariot of a wheelchair pushed by her elder daughter, Bekki Vallin, and wearing a pink sweatshirt, white socks that match her hair, and teal slip-on sneakers.

Her one-liners come out fast, most of them at her own expense. When she cannot remember the name of some Wisconsin town, she assumes a stage mentalist’s pose, with a hand against forehead, and intones, “The mind has left the body.”

Ms. Flannery watches the three women dance, one after another. She laughs at Bambi’s wisecracks. She admires the fluid grace of Orchid Mei. And when the show is over, she is wheeled to a place where she enjoys a cigarette while looking out upon some grass.

How do you do.


Burlesque Days Again for the Feather Boa Crowd. Part I

Jane Briggeman, taking pictures, as Orchid Mei dances for La Savona, left, Marg C and Bambi Jones at a meeting of former burlesque dancers in Baraboo, Wis.

In a modest hotel suite at the Ho-Chunk Casino, a few women from out of town gather for a reunion. Homemade brownies sit on the counter, along with a peach pie, some cheese curds, several cans of soda and a long, sleek bottle of cherry vodka — a perfect name, they joke, for a burlesque queen.

There is no Cherry Vodka in the room. But Nocturne is here. And La Savona. And Ann Pett. And the Irish Mist. And Bambi Jones, also known as Bambi Brooks, Joi Naymith, the Black Panther Girl, the Mona Lisa Girl, the Garter Girl, Evangeline the Oyster Girl — and, for a while there in New Orleans, “The Girl the Whole Town’s Talking About.”

And Pat Flannery, just Pat Flannery, may also show up. Nearly 60 years ago she did her “How Do You Do?” routine at the old Moulin Rouge in Oakland, wearing dark opera gloves, a polka-dot gown and a look that said, You naughty boy. By act’s end, only the look remained.

But Ms. Flannery might have to cancel her Baraboo appearance. She is 83 now, using a wheelchair and living in a nursing home about two hours north of here — though there is hopeful talk of an overnight furlough for the woman who once saucily sang to would-be suitors:

“How do you do? But now, How do you do?”

Either way, Ms. Flannery is present in some of the photographs splayed on a table. Here she is in a skimpy sailor’s outfit, saluting. And here is La Savona in midwrithe, during her signature Scheherazade routine. And here is Bambi in Miami, sharing drinks with Errol Flynn in the mid-1950s, and performing at a senior center in Connecticut just a few weeks ago, where she wowed them.

For that appearance she wore a pink Southern belle number that she proceeded to remove, slowly, before beginning a discourse on the history of burlesque. “I worked the walkers, and I worked the canes,” says Bambi, a limber 79.

Outside this hotel door, civilians plod about, playing the penny slots, shuffling toward the bargain buffet. What do they know of the old bump and grind? Of enthralling men through skin and suggestion — and then puncturing the moment with a bawdy one-liner?

Bambi shares a few of those lines, but you’ll have to catch her at the senior center to hear them; they cannot be repeated here. She also shares a basic burlesque technique. Imagine an apple to your left, an orange to your right, and a coffee bean in front of you. Now follow these pelvic thrusts:

“Hit the apple, hit the orange and g-r-r-ind the coffee.

“Hit the apple, hit the orange and g-r-r-ind the coffee...”

Where were we?

Oh, yes, we are in Room 1223 at the Ho-Chunk Casino in lovely Baraboo, where the days blur and the chitchat says this is no quilting bee:

“I had been kicking chorus in Cleveland ... I worked with Champagne glasses ... It took 10 guys to get the snake off of her. And I said, ‘So now I understand why you don’t work Massachusetts.’ ”

“That cheese curd is delicious,” Nocturne says. To which Bambi says, “Did you ever work Canada?”

Fifteen years ago, Tanayo, the Costa Rican Dream Girl, handed a worn address book filled with the stage names of lost friends to her civilian friend, Jane Briggeman. So began the Golden Days of Burlesque Historical Society, a nonprofit group dedicated to reuniting those who worked the circuit in the years before 1965: the strippers and dancers, the comics and straight men — the feather boa crowd.

The society had 235 members at its peak, many of whom helped Ms. Briggeman, 54, recover enough memories and photographs to write two books: “Burlesque: Legendary Stars of the Stage,” published in 2004, a year after Tanayo died, and “Burlesque: A Living History,” to be published this year. She continues the cause, in part by maintaining a newsletter with health updates, recent deaths and requests for help, as in:

“Lilli Marlene is looking for Luna, Goddess of the Spirit World.”

But the hook of time has reduced membership to about 135. A list of attendees from a reunion in 2006 includes the names of Lee Stuart, a great straight man; Sunny Dare, the Girl With the Blue Hair; and Carmela, the Sophia Loren of Burlesque. Gone, gone and gone.

As Ms. Briggeman says their names, La Savona, petite, elegant, and wearing a blond wig, sits with a magnifying glass, reading her newspaper notices and advertisements from the days when she was the Czech bombshell who escaped the Communists (“She’s the Cinderella that upset European royalty! Now making her first Toledo appearance!”).

At some point a knock at the door disrupts the memories. Pat Flannery?

No. A lanky, white-haired man, carrying in some chairs. Says his name is Bones.


 

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Dance Burlesque Like Dita Von Teese


Learn how to perfect burlesque dancing with advice from expert dance teacher Zoe Morgan. VideoJug will show you how to achieve that sexy look through the art of burlesque dancing. Achieve that Dita Von Teese routine in no time!

Before doing more complicated moves, master the sexy walk. Imagine you're walking on a tightrope and place one foot in front of the other.

Use a prop such as a chair or a feather boa to show off the shape of your body.

Run your hands over the areas of the body you want to show off - such as along the length of your legs.

Lie back across the chair to show off the length of your body and legs.

Be confident, comfortable, and most of all have fun.


Thanks for watching video Dance Burlesque Like Dita Von Teese For more how to videos, expert advice, instructional tips, tricks, guides and tutorials on this subject, visit the topic Famous Dance Moves.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Burlesque as it was - Miss Orchid Mei

Daiquiri Dusk & Miss Hells Belle in their "Diner Dolly" act

About Burlesque Day At Disneyland

Burlesque Day At Disneyland is the unofficial name for the annual event where performers and fans of burlesque and their friends and families celebrate two nights of Disney themed burlesque (burlesque parodies of disney characters and stories) and one day at the theme park.

We were lucky to have performers from all over the country (and in one case, the world) join us for a pair of great shows and then a trip to Disneyland. After a very successful run in January of 2009, we will be doing it again in March of 2010.

The reason we moved it to March was because most everyone's favorite ride is The Haunted Mansion - which is closed for refurbishment in January.

We hope you can join us at the shows and a great day at D-Land. Our shows aren't for kids, (although there is no nudity) but are great for fans of Disneyland and burlesque alike over 21. In 2009 we even had some imagineers in the audience and they loved it! We hope to make the even bigger and bigger with each year!

This group is ONLY for adding photos that are related to Burlesque Day At Disneyland events. While photos aren't allowed during the actual shows except from our los angeles burlesque photographers, guests are welcome to shoot photos with the performers during intermission and after the show. And who's to stop you from shooting photos at Disneyland? ;D

~ Chris Beyond
co-producer, peepshow menagerie

www.peepshowmenagerie.com
http://www.myspace.com/burlesqueland

http://www.flickr.com/groups/1198426@N21/

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Show Stopper

Biggest misconception about burlesque: That it’s about dancing around in hot pants with feather boas. Burlesque was about the striptease. The stars of burlesque took their clothes off, end of story, period.

Hardest thing about stripping: To make it look effortless and natural.

Her first corset: It was out of my life for a little while. It was stolen, by a friend of mine’s daughter. One day she returned it and said she was sorry. I was happy. I have hundreds of corsets, but that is the most important one.

Worst moment onstage: My hair caught on fire. I do an act where I sit on a vanity table that has candelabras on it. Well, there was a lot of hair spray going on. I realized what was happening and put my hair out. The show went on.

Next big purchase: I’m getting ready to make a new show, and that is always a big expense. It will involve $80,000 worth of costumes and props. This one is going to be especially rhinestone heavy.

Personal hero: Mae West. There hasn’t been another actress in the world who wrote every line she ever said in a film.

Morning routine: My waking time always changes, because sometimes I am really jet lagged. When I’m home, I am up around 9 o’clock. First, I check my BlackBerry, which is next to me in bed. Then I let my dogs outside and get everybody breakfast.

Best thing about divorce from Marilyn Manson: There’s a long list. I am happy to have the drugs out of my life.

Fear about new love: That I’ll fall for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior.

Prized possession: I took my engagement diamond and had it transformed at Christian Dior in Paris into a beautiful ring. It’s nice; it’s big. I feel like I suffered greatly for that diamond, and it needed to be reborn into something better.

Performance piece: Yes, I do perform in a giant martini glass, but I don’t keep it at home. All my props are kept in storage, a really big storage space, because I have a lot of things even bigger than that glass. I have never been where they are stored, to be honest. It’s somewhere in Los Angeles.

Animal friends: I have various taxidermied animals. I have a peacock, swans and birds in large glass domes. They’re beautiful.

Rainy-day activities: Sitting in front of the fire with my pets, two dachshunds and three Devon Rex cats, which is a breed that has unusually large ears and wide-set eyes.

Indispensable gadget: A 1940s phone station. It’s a stand that holds the phone, and you sit in it. You can’t move around. I used to have a cordless phone and I hated it.

Waistline: I’m not technically a tight lacer. It’s a fetish, in which you wear extremely tight corsets all the time. I don’t sleep in my corsets, and I’m not obsessed with obtaining the world’s smallest waist. My waist is around 18 inches.

Velvet painting: A painting of me by an artist named Olivia, who specializes in pinups.

Burlesque memento: I have an artifact of the famed burlesque star Sally Rand, from 1939. It’s a box that says “Winter Underwear for Men” on it. Inside is a crocheted warmer for a man’s equipment. It’s hysterical.

Guilty pleasure: Eating foie gras in Paris. That has gotten me into a lot of trouble with PETA. But it is a guilty pleasure; I feel guilty and horrible about it.

Extra bedrooms: I turned one of them into a dark, jewel box of a bedroom. Another is a wardrobe with my dresses, shoes and vintage clothes. The third is devoted to my hat collection and vanity. It’s a real powder room.

Collections: I collect in a crazy way. I have at least 15 collections. I collect vintage hair combs; vintage clothes; vintage lingerie; hats; jewelry; cigarette holders.

Favorite collection: My hats. When I look at them I can’t believe these are things that women wore on the street every day. They are dramatic and distinctive.

Treasured eras: For taxidermy, Victorian; for furniture, Art Deco; for lingerie, 1940s stockings and Victorian corsets; hats I like mid-1940s, when they wore the little tilted hats, like men’s hats.

What she drives: I have two classic cars, a 1939 Chrysler New Yorker and a 1965 Jaguar S-Type. I drove a Chrysler 300. But I just got a new car, a BMW Z4.

Fanciest corset: It’s by Mr. Pearl, without a doubt the world’s most-sought-after corset maker. He lives in Paris, and all the couturiers go to him. He has an unmatched talent for creating the perfect wasp waist. Each corset requires between 6 and 20 fittings.

Evening routine: I have no routine. I am happy if I am in bed by 1 a.m. It’s a great victory for me if I can sleep eight hours or more.

By her bed: A beautiful Art Deco box with a condom in it. I’m a single girl.

Favorite chore: Grocery shopping. I wasn’t always able to afford food, so I love putting things in my cart and realizing I can afford them.

Always in fridge: Eggs and truffle sauce. I order the sauce online. It is called Truffle Gatherers sauce. It is so good with eggs. It is very precious to me.

What she misses about America when abroad: More value to the dollar.

Fitness routine: About 20 minutes jumping on the trampoline and an hour of Pilates. I often take Sundays off.

What she wanted to be when she grew up: A ballerina.

Obsession: Ballet shoes. I have a collection dyed in every color of the rainbow.

Belief system: There are superstitions in burlesque. You aren’t supposed to put your shoes on the table. I try to pay attention to that, but I really like looking at my shoes, so I put them on the table all the time.

Perfect kitchen: One of my big extravagances when I moved out of my former husband’s house was a matching pink stove and refrigerator in ’50s style. Unlike real vintage items, they work. Obsolete item she can’t bear to part with: Everything I have is obsolete. That’s the point.





http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/magazine/30wwln-domains-t.html?_r=1&ref=burlesque


Behind the Burly Q. Oh, Those Bawdy, Gaudy Ladies

The indiscreet ladies who would meet the elite on bawdy, gaudy 42nd Street, as the old song had it, were probably more than just careless. You wouldn’t know it from the musical “42nd Street,” certainly, but those ladies were probably bumping and grinding amid feathery fans and gurgling soap bubbles. In the 1930s, Times Square was where professional straight men like Robert Alda (father of Alan) warmed up audiences that strippers put on boil. A popular entertainment, stripping was — or so the theater owner Herbert Minsky insisted — an American art. But in New York and elsewhere, burlesque came with a price: a milieu of vice that alarmed religious leaders and business owners and the politicians who catered to them.

The story of American burlesque on and off Broadway has been told in musicals and films like “Gypsy” and “The Night They Raided Minsky’s.” The neo-burlesque movement, personified by the glamour-puss likes of Dita Von Teese, striptease troupes like the Velvet Hammer (in Los Angeles) and the transformation of pole-dancing into a mainstream fitness routine (from Tony Soprano’s pleasure palace to yours), suggest that the time is ripe for a thoughtful new look at a disreputable old art form. If only “Behind the Burly Q” were up to the task. A charming, uncritical, often entertaining jumble, the documentary was written and directed by Leslie Zemeckis, who produced the movie with Jackie Levine and its director of photography, Sheri Hellard. (Ms. Zemeckis’s husband, the director Robert Zemeckis, has an executive producer credit.)

The movie presents itself as a history of burlesque, but you would be hard pressed to find a coherent chronology here. The movie jumps from woman to woman, topic to topic (costumes to mobsters), as it moves across time. If you know what hairstyles were in fashion, you might be able to guess the decade. Otherwise, you’re often on your own. That’s unfortunate because the personal stories could use some political balance, including a deeper look at why Mayor Fiorello H. La Guardia of New York banned burlesque in 1937. That story, for the curious, is fleshed out in the book “Striptease: The Untold History of the Girlie Show,” by Rachel Shteir, one of the movie’s talking heads.

Ms. Shteir has some interesting things to say, but the real reasons to see “Burly Q” are the women who took it all off (or most of it, anyway) in cheap joints across the country and the occasional Art Nouveau palace. Among the legends featured in the numerous contemporary interviews — as well as the flurry of archival photos and film clips — is Kitty West, who performed on the half shell as Evangeline the Oyster Girl. Also on hand is Tempest Storm, a flaming redhead who, advertised as “the girl with the 40-plus bust who goes 3-D two better,” appeared with the pinup queen Bettie Page in the 1955 revue film “Teaserama.” Now camera shy, Blaze Starr, meanwhile, appears as a voice on a telephone, a ghostly presence.

Though badly and unimaginatively shot in ugly video, the present-day interviews with these women are a delight and also poignant, partly because of the contrast between their older and younger selves, though mostly because of the lives they lived. Some climbed out of poverty, leaving behind sharecropper families, to earn a living the only way they felt they could. Some of them talk about the hard times before they entered burlesque; as a rule, they are far more discreet about what happened during their stripper days, perhaps because many belong to the pre-Oprah generation. Like World War II veterans, they can tell a good story but are otherwise pretty close-mouthed when it comes to anything that might smack of complaint.

Ms. Zemeckis tends to overplay the empowering aspects of their stories as working, independent women. Despite a few nods at the mob and the calamities of too much booze, and a lingering, melancholic look at Lili St. Cyr, a statuesque blonde who spiraled into tragedy, the movie is generally upbeat, even giddy, an excitable attitude that the chaotic storytelling reinforces. Maybe Ms. Zemeckis wanted to protect the women; you can understand her desire to make sure they were not pathologized. At the same time, there is more to this story, including what it meant for women to strip for money in the era before women’s lib. It’s great that she immortalized these women, some for the final time. But this is history as nostalgia.

BEHIND THE BURLY Q

Opens on Friday in Manhattan.

Written and directed by Leslie Zemeckis; voiceovers by Jacquie Barnbrook, Ron Bottita, Cate Cohen, Matthew Henerson and Amber Gainey Meade; director of photography, Sheri Hellard; edited by Evan Finn; produced by Ms. Zemeckis, Ms. Hellard and Jackie Levine; released by First Run Features. At the Quad Cinema, 34 West 13th Street, Greenwich Village. Running time: 1 hour 38 minutes. This film is not rated.
 

Monday, September 27, 2010

"Striptease for Burlesque, Exotic Dance and Every Day" DVD with Jo Weldo...

Striptease for Burlesque, Exotic Dance & Every Day

Whether you are fascinated with exotic dance, looking to grace the stage as a burlesque performer, or wondering about stripping for your significant other, you have arrived at the ultimate source of pro-level guidance on all aspects of striptease performance. Jo Weldon, burlesque star and Headmistress of The New York School of Burlesque, will teach you how to take off EVERYTHING, to the last string of pearls and handful of lace ligerie, and how to make a breathtaking show out of removing every item, be it an earring, a wedding gown, or a sweat suit.


How do you take off a sweat suit for a viewer? A business suit? Stockings? Or even glasses...with grace, starlike flair, subtle flirtation, suspense and fanfare?


Jo Weldon shares a wealth of experience and a million tips and tricks to make a stageworthy show out of stripping from both everyday clothes and rigged burlesque costumes. Jo's Striptease program offers an array of striptease routines, first taught step-by-step and then demonstrated to music. Each routine is partly choreographed, partly improvised, so that you can layer your own personality and style of movement over Jo's suggestions. For each routine Jo gives detailed guidance about various aspects of striptease technique, such as body angles, the interplay of concealing and revealing, the order and choreography’ of items removal. She also offers acting and expression tips to add humor, suspense, and sophistication to your act.


Jo's striptease routines include:


sweatsuit

lingerie

skirt and blouse (3 variations)

dress / evening gown (3 variations)

men's clothes

jeans, boots, turtleneck

wedding gown

business suit

corset and stockings.


In addition Jo's program contains sections of cultural information about the nature and history of striptease in burlesque and exotic dance, striptease instruction resources, and advice on selecting a stage name for burlesque or striptease performances.

Knight Rider Burlesque with Michelle L'Amour

About Burlesque Day At Disneyland


Burlesque Day At Disneyland is the unofficial name for the annual event where performers and fans of burlesque and their friends and families celebrate two nights of Disney themed burlesque (burlesque parodies of disney characters and stories) and one day at the theme park.

We were lucky to have performers from all over the country (and in one case, the world) join us for a pair of great shows and then a trip to Disneyland. After a very successful run in January of 2009, we will be doing it again in March of 2010.

The reason we moved it to March was because most everyone's favorite ride is The Haunted Mansion - which is closed for refurbishment in January.

We hope you can join us at the shows and a great day at D-Land. Our shows aren't for kids, (although there is no nudity) but are great for fans of Disneyland and burlesque alike over 21. In 2009 we even had some imagineers in the audience and they loved it! We hope to make the even bigger and bigger with each year!

This group is ONLY for adding photos that are related to Burlesque Day At Disneyland events. While photos aren't allowed during the actual shows except from our los angeles burlesque photographers, guests are welcome to shoot photos with the performers during intermission and after the show. And who's to stop you from shooting photos at Disneyland? ;D

~ Chris Beyond
co-producer, peepshow menagerie
www.peepshowmenagerie.com

http://www.myspace.com/burlesqueland

Burlesque Trailer 2010 HD

Friday, September 24, 2010

Gypsy Rose Lee strip routine

Gypsy Rose Lee Remembers Burlesque

This is a spoken word/comedy album I found (oddly enough) in a bin along with Terry Riley's In C and Cecil Taylor's 3 Phasis (all severely undervalued) at an antique mall in Binghamton, New York last year. When LPs are a dollar or less, and the source is a 10 minute jaunt from my apartment, I inevitably start buying in bulk. Lots of albums I know nothing about, which I generally buy because I like the title or the artwork. Gypsy Rose Lee Remembers Burlesque (StereODDITIES, 1962) was no exception. Recently, I was trying to weed out some of the duds from my collection, which meant listening to many things for the first time. I anticipated chucking this one but was more than pleasantly surprised. This is an excellent record with a rich history behind it--though for anyone who likes burlesque, the name Gypsy Rose Lee is certain to be old hat.

According to Wikipedia,

Gypsy Rose Lee was born Rose Louise Hovick in Seattle, Washington in 1911, although her mother later shaved three years off both of her daughters' ages. She was initially known by her middle name, Louise… Louise's singing and dancing talents were insufficient to sustain the act without [her sister] June. Eventually, it became apparent that Louise could make money in burlesque, which earned her legendary status as a classy and witty strip tease artist. Her innovations were an almost casual strip style, compared to the herky-jerky styles of most burlesque strippers (she emphasized the "tease" in "striptease") and she brought a sharp sense of humor into her act as well. She became as famous for her onstage wit as for her strip style, and—changing her stage name to Gypsy Rose Lee—she became one of the biggest stars of Minsky's Burlesque, where she performed for four years.
Eventually she married up into the world of Hollywood, even fathering one of Otto Preminger's children. In films like Ali Baba Goes to Town (1937), Battle of Broadway (1938), Stage Door Canteen (1943), and Belle of the Yukon (1944), she acted alongside such venerable personae as Victor McLaglen, Randolph Scott, Tallulah Bankhead and Katherine Hepburn; and, in B-movie thrillers like the lurid Screaming Mimi (1958), opposite less respectable actors like Phil Carey and Anita Ekberg--still, at the age of 47, trying to belt out a rather painful-sounding "Put the Blame on Mame." She seems to have played exclusively either dancers or nightclub owners, often with jazz artists like Raymond Scott or Red Norvo providing the pulsating soundtracks. Owing to her literary reputation as the author of The G-String Murders and Mother Finds a Body, she portrayed herself as an intellectual among strippers, an attractive notion still being "fleshed" out today in books by Chris Kraus and the latest episodes of Desperate Housewives. Watch her rather tame appearance in Stage Door Canteen, as she lectures the audience on art and culture in a full Victorian gown while subtly removing stockings and garter.
After years of marginal status, Lee's memoirs of life in the biz were turned into the 1959 musical Gypsy, a Stephen Sondheim extravaganza with Ethel Merman playing the titular character [correction: playing Gypsy's mother]. As these things usually go, the stage show became a 1962 film with Rosalind Russell and Natalie Wood; which leads me to think that this 1962 LP was most likely released in order to coincide with/capitalize off the renewed attention to Lee's autobiographical odyssey. A true, ahem, "no rags to riches story," as the clip above phrased it.


The lyrics are by Eli Basse and the music by Bobby Kroll; the whole thing is produced and directed by Fletcher Smith. Not that these names mean anything to me. The "adults-only" feel is similar to Belle Barth's records, though the producers are obviously having a lot more fun with the novelties of stereo technology. The liner notes say it all: "You'll find yourself once again surrounded by the unique atmosphere that's become part of Americana. Here in all their gaudy glory parade the Dolls of the Chorus, the baggy-pants Comics and the Sensational Strippers. Set to the authentic sounds of the bumpy burly-beat pit orchestra, such realism has been captured that you'll swear you see the magenta spots and smell the powder and paint... and even the salami sandwiches!" Though I'm not sure that the words "Americana" and "realism" should ever be included in the same breath without a tinge of irony. The album has plenty of great moments, even some sad ones--particularly on side B, as Gypsy laments the disappearance of burlesque by asking passersby on the street if they share her sentiments. Even the women are sad: "Pardon me madame, how do you feel about burlesque being closed up?" "I think it's disgraceful and I'm going to write a nasty letter to the mayor." "Why, madame?" "Well, since they closed the burlesque theaters I have no idea where my husband is every night."
Gypsy Rose Lee Remembers Burlesque (StereODDITIES, 1962)
 

April Daye, Lady of Burlesque/Hope Diamond, Jersey City Deputy Mayor?

As anybody who spends time muckraking can tell you, pursuing stories about political corruption can take you to some passing strange places. Particularly in New Jersey…

In July the FBI bagged a passel of Jersey pols on corruption charges. Jersey City Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini was among the indicted. An intriguing rumor about Beldini surfaced in comments posted in response to various regional news articles about the roundup. The poster (or posters) claimed Beldini was a burlesque queen in the 1950s and ’60s. Performing as Hope Diamond. Aka “The Gem of Exotics”. Hope Diamond was medium famous. Not Gypsy Rose Lee or Blaze Starr, but definitely on the scene. Enough so to be referenced by legendary night life columnists Earl Wilson and Walter Winchell. The interest factor in the here and now was the idea of Deputy Mayor Hope Diamond. How Jersey is that?

The rumor turned lead when I found extensive exposition in a non-local chat group focused on bicycling, with a regular poster going off topic to say “WOW, I just saw my relative* get busted on the news”. (The Jersey corruption sweep received national coverage.) The poster went on to identify Leona as Hope, calling her “one of the last stronghold Burlesque Gals” and describing her past life and later career in Jersey City in some detail. The story was picked up at Burlesque Babes Blog Shop, a memorabilia site devoted to the glory days of glamor stripping– as opposed to the gynecological days of pole dancing. Burlesque Babes fleshed out the story with interesting but inconclusive background material.

More conclusive was a 1965 article** in The Harvard Crimson, in which a reporter interviews Hope Diamond backstage at a Boston Theater. Hope’s non-stage name is given as Leona Bonaccolti. The reporter observes that Hope/Leona seems “as much an efficient businesswoman as a performer”; contrasting her with other “burlies” for whom the spotlight was “the very breath of life”. He describes Hope/Leona as “more of a respectable madame figure than a temptress” and notes her expensive jewelry and minks, and the quality champagne she imbibes while being interviewed.

In the interview Hope/Leona mentions her Princeton, New Jersey origins and her residence in Edgewater, in Bergen County. Bergen abuts Hudson County, parent entity of Jersey City. According to an earlier (1961) Walter Winchell column Hope Diamond (Leona Bonaccolti) was married to crooner Bobby Colt but was in the process of separation. Hope/Leona’s web-chatty relative mentions a later marriage to noted jazz drummer Al Beldini. Eugene Chadbourne’s entry on Beldini (sometimes spelled Baldini or Baldiny) at the Verve Music website states his appearances on jazz records “come to a halt in the mid-’70s”.

By the 1980s, Leona Beldini was a prominent Jersey City real estate broker. By 2009, she was on the board of the Jersey City Economic Development Corporation (JCEDC) and deputy mayor in the administration of Mayor Jerramiah Healy. Mayor Healy, an ex-judge and cog in Hudson County’s Democratic machine (the gem of corruption) calls Beldini “a good friend”. Saying he’s known her for years. The Feds allege that Beldini, while Healy’s campaign treasurer, was also a bag woman. Ferrying bribes disguised as campaign contributions to grease development deals. Beldini got a piece of the real estate action. To date, Mayor Healey hasn’t been indicted. He claims to know nothing. (His detractors believe him.) Several other officials have pleaded guilty in the case, including Jersey City Housing Authority commissioner Edward Cheatam (!) who was simultaneously Hudson County’s Affirmative Action Officer. (Double dipping is a Jersey special.) Cheatam claims to have funneled bribes from several sources through former Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini. She maintains her innocence.

While digging into Beldini-as-Diamond I came across contact info for burlesque queen April Daye at one of the many sites that celebrate the ecdysiasts who made burlesque such sexy glam fun. (Not all these sites are memory lanes; a neo-burlesque movement is going great gams.) April Daye worked during the same period as Hope Diamond so I emailed her and asked for her thoughts on Hope/Leona. April’s reply email (hot pink background, purple text) while not directly confirming Leona as Hope, expressed sympathy for her situation “this publicity you don’t need at 74” and admiration for Hope Diamond as a performer. Saying she and Hope had sometimes appeared on the same bill. April described Hope as one of the “classy acts”.

I continued to correspond with April. April was (is) articulate, savvy, and often funny about her burlesque days. And her life has many colorful chapters besides her experience as the “Miss Behaving” April Daye. To go into those chapters would be beyond the scope of this article. But for a glimpse of one of the many faces (and names) of April, google “Gypsy Eden”. April sings! And unlike a lot strippers, she knew how to dance…

For April, performing was the breath of life. As a little girl she spent a lot of time wrapped in fabric swaths, dancing in homemade shows. She acquired some dance training, worked for Arthur Murray in St. Louis, Missouri and “wanted to be on the stage more than anything”. She linked up with another girl who wanted to be a model and headed for NYC. But April’s training wasn’t sufficient for Broadway. While in New York, she worked at the Latin Quarter and Copa Cabana as a hat check and camera girl. April was curvy and beautifully proportioned. She did some chorus work and figure modeling (she sent me a killer pin-up) and back in St. Louis, was tapped for burlesque by a major agent. She was still in her teens. Thanks to her youth, good looks and dance skills, April soon became a feature act making feature money. She was surprised to be paid “so much for showing so little”. As April puts it “it was the mid 1950s and the laws were most strict”. At the finale of her strip she’d be wearing what in 2009, would be “more than they wear at the beach”.

One of the things that made classic burlesque so entertaining (and at times adorably wacky) were its theme routines. As the experienced strippers in the musical “Gypsy” tell young Gypsy Rose Lee “you gotta have a gimmick”. Some strippers took fake bubble baths in tubs filled by bubble machines, or did ethnic themed strips in sarongs or peasant dirndl. Some had their clothes blown off by wind machines or snatched by invisible wires. Burlesque costumes involved special tech; no stripper wanted to struggle with a stuck zipper or become entangled in shucked-off garments. The ideal was “instant-off”.

April Daye had several routines. She danced to pop standards such as Love is a Many-Splendored Thing, St. Louis Blues, Night Train, and naturally– I’ll Remember April. Sometimes she wore translucent silk panel skirts that gave her spins “a twirling mystical floating appearance”. She did a bull fight routine “with authentic cape work”. She’s particularly proud of her “soft southern belle” routine; in which she wore a hoop skirt and carried a dainty parasol. Underneath her skirt was a pair of “instant-off ruffled pantaloons, snaps down the side”. April would bend over, back to the audience, and give them a smile over her shoulder. “Whoosh!” Off came the pantaloons. The audience would gasp in surprised delight.

If Scarlett O’Hara had worked the southern belle thing as well as April Daye she wouldn’t have had to run that nasty old lumber mill.

As said, April admired Hope Diamond’s classy act. April herself made a point of cultivating an aloofness that kept sleaze at bay and enhanced her routines. In April’s words “mystery always pays when it comes to seduction”. Other strippers got down and dirty. Despite its charm and color, burlesque was still a sex industry with plenty of sordid. April met her share of “the johns, the cons, the crooked, the mob, the jerks.” There were venues where dancers were expected to hustle drinks and/or themselves. One “bust out joint” in Kentucky had a sign-in sheet in the dressing room. April, still new to burlesque, assumed it was an attendance sheet and signed every night. Later she learned it was a tally sheet– so the owner of the joint could keep track of his cut from dancers turning tricks. The latter didn’t have to leave the premises; there was a brothel upstairs.

In the 1950s burlesque was in decline. By the ’60s and ’70s it was running on memory. April says this upped the sleaze factor. Theaters were “dirty, worn and cold”. Some did double duty as porn palaces, catering to the raincoat brigades. Eventually April focused on nightclubs, where strippers were still in demand and respected as entertainers. April danced till she was in her 40s. She appeared with, or worked the same venues as, some of the best strip acts in the business. Including Blaze Starr, Tempest Storm, and Tura Satana, star of Russ Meyer’s cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! April also worked with, or knew, performers such as Johnny Mathis, Jerry Vale, Tubby Boots (the one man vaudevillian sexual revolution), flamboyant wrestler/showman Gorgeous George, mega bosom babes Busty Russell and Chesty Morgan, and more top notch musicians than I can list. In her years on stage April was surrounded by some of the most talented and/or most outre members of mid 20th century American nightlife.

In the here and now, April Daye is a tad annoyed. Apparently some stripper cum comedian in Canada is performing under a very similar name. And she isn’t a classy act. More gynecological than glam. Still, April has a Zen influenced attitude toward life. She rises above the bad. As befits a lady of Burlesque…

Carola Von Hoffmannstahl-Solomonoff

Cher Joins Christina Aguilera In 'Burlesque'


Call it a hunch, but I think "Burlesque" already has its place in film history set. Not only will it be the acting debut of Christina Aguilera, but the modern musical has signed on the music icon of all icons: the one and only Cher. Yeah. It's going to be flamboyant.

According to Variety, Aguilera will play an ambitious small-town girl fresh from the cornfields of Iowa. Possessing one heck of a voice (hey, it's Aguilera) she goes West to pursue her singing and dancing dreams. The aspiring star winds up in a neo-burlesque club on Sunset Boulevard that’s run by Tess (Cher), a former dancer who struggles to keep the club open and gives the young girl a chance to become a star.

The film will be a career first for the "Moonstruck" Oscar winner, as it will be the first time she uses her singing talents as part of a film role. Cher's songs have appeared in countless films, but she's never actually taken a musical part. The film will be directed by Steven Antin (Troy from "Goonies"!!!) off of a script co-written by Antin and Susannah Grant ("The Soloist"). Shooting is set to begin in November.

Cher was last seen onscreen in 2003's Farrelly Bros' comedy "Stuck on You," but is taking a break from her show in Las Vegas to return to the big screen. In addition to "Burlesque," she has also signed to co-star opposite Johnny Knoxville in "The Drop Out."

MTV Readers, can Aguilera hold her own against Cher? Is "Burlesque" going to be too over the top to be anything but a cult classic? Or do you see another "Moulin Rogue" on the horizon?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

From New York, where American Burlesque Striptease was born...

...the NY School of Burlesque combines direct training from the most glamourous performers of the 1940s-1960s with the mischief and creativity of the most prolific neo-burlesque scene in the world! We offer classes for fun, exercise, or training to perform, depending on your level of interest.

The New York School of Burlesque gives you access to amazing and experienced teachers with a real commitment to joyous, dazzling burlesque, and a love of performance. These teachers will fully engage and inspire you! We are the first, the original, and the most fun burlesque school in NYC. We're not jumping on the burlesque bandwagon--we built it! We have been producing classes for 7 years, as well as producing DVDs and hand books. We produce student showcases from some of our classes, presenting NYC's newest burlesque performers. Join the feathery, fringe-y fun!

Headmistress and Founder Jo Weldon wrote the book on performing burlesque!

The Essential Burlesque Dance Series

 Want to take the entire series of beginner burlesque dance classes? Learn all the moves that make burlesque so much fun: the sexy shimmy, the tantalizing glove peel, the devastating bump n grind, and the dazzling tassel-twirl, chair dance, fan dance, and more!

Bachelorette, Birthday, and Other Events
We are the original burlesque party providers. Don't risk hiring someone who's just jumping on the burlesque bandwagon. Trust your event to our experience and expertise, and treat yourself and your friends to a fabulous class!

BOMBSHELL HAIR!
For pinup modeling or a glam night out!
Discover how to curl any type of hair, create long-lasting Victory rolls, glamorous waves, sturdy up-dos, and how to create hairstyles to withstand hot studio and stage lights or vigorous dancing! Also learn how to incorporate accessories for quick vintage looks and how to troubleshoot mishaps.
 
Stalking the Stocking!
Do you know the trick to keeping your stocking clinging tantalizingly to your toe right before you pop it off, or how to handle the band of your stocking to keep it from catching in the bend of your knee when you strip? Do you know what to do with your shoe when you take it off to reveal your stockinged foot? All this and more in this playful, teasing, incredibly sexy class!
 
Ultimate Self Confidence!
World Famous *BOB* is offering her celebrated self-confidence workshop! Ultimate Self Confidence is the radical and astonishing workshop that everyone is talking about! As seen in the Village Voice "Best of New York 2008" guide. World Famous *BOB* has created a workshop to encourage women (this class is currently women-only, though a co-ed version is planned to be offered in the future) to take larger steps towards who they ultimately want to be - whether it is on stage or in everyday life situations. Confidence is something that is only true when it is created by ourselves and *BOB* will guide you through a series of fun and sometimes challenging exercises to create "courage references" that are guaranteed to stay with you long after you've left class. Come ready to work and be prepared to amaze even yourself!
 
Hula Hoop with Miss Saturn
HULA HOOPING FOR AN AUDIENCE. This workshop can apply to any type of prop manipulation in performing as well as all levels of performers. We will focus on cultivating a performer's "bag of tricks." We will work beginnings, middles, and ends, attempt to strip away extraneous movement, incorporate exercises that bring focus from inward to outward thus sharpening the performer/audience relationship, and finally looking at different techniques in handling nervous energy. Please come with shoes you like to perform in or a costume piece that will help you organically get in touch with your performer "persona." It helps to bring something that is not apart of your day to day-for example if you never wear lip stick or a bowler hat trying wearing it during the workshop. It does not matter how developed the "persona" is. Come to play.
 
http://www.schoolofburlesque.com/

Burlesque Volume I DVD

Learn Burlesque!

Want to have FUN, feel SEXY and look FANTASTIC while learning Burlesque and Vintage Dances?

With this easy to follow DVD collection, you will learn the art of classic Burlesque and Vintage dance with Sugar Blue Burlesque's magnificent Showgirl and Burlesque Dance tutors!

This essential DVD collection covers Burlesque costumes, the art of tease, sexy floor work, feather fan dancing, tassel twirling, 1920's Charleston, Vintage jazz dances, 1960s GoGo dance plus a whole lot more.

The 1920's Charleston DVD features the world champion Sharon Davis (aka Miss Bonnie Fox). The 1960's GoGo Dance DVD features GoGo cage dancing with professional Go-Go dancer A'dora Derriere!

Unleash your inner BURLESQUE star with this outstanding DVD collection!


http://www.sugarblueburlesque.com/dvd/

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

America's Got Talent 2008 (Burlesque dancers)

How to Become a Burlesque Dancer


Burlesque dancing is a beautiful and seductive form of dance popularized in Europe in the 19th century. Many people think burlesque is all about taking your clothing off but you can find many more facets to this vibrant form of entertainment. Learn how to become a burlesque dancer and capture the magic of this provocative entertainment style.

Instructions

1. Learn a bit about the history of burlesque dancing before you fully commit to becoming a burlesque performer. Research famous burlesque stars like Abbot and Costello, Fannie Brice, and Kitten DeVille. Realize that this art isn't a glorified form of stripping, but rather a melding of comedic and ironic humor injected with proactive images and commentary.

2. Visit a burlesque show to get a feel for how the art is performed today. Many burlesque performers meld strip tease and acting to create a sense of seductive humor. Take notice of how the performers utilize costumes, props, and music to create a mood for their show that goes far beyond just dancing.

3. Enroll in a few dance classes of a wide variety of genres; ballet, modern dance and even ballroom dancing will be beneficial styles to learn to get a good foundation of what elements typically go into burlesque dancing. Land a job at a burlesque show doing anything from tending bar to busing tables until you can get an opportunity to perform yourself. Drink in the environment to assimilate into the world of burlesque.

4. Create a character persona for yourself that will be your sort of alter ego during your burlesque performances. Choose a stage name that embodies your character. Pick which themes you want to explore in your performances and make sure they are well thought out, witty, and above all else provocative in nature.

5. Book your first gig at a local burlesque club, preferably one that you've frequented many times and made connections at. Spend a good deal of time working on your debut performance as it will no doubt be viewed by savvy burlesque fans who will use your debut as an opportunity to judge your skill as a burlesque dancer.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Cher & Xtina - Burlesque Preview - ET

ET - Preview Burlesque with Cher, Christina Aguilera 2010

Snapped: Christina Aguilera attends ‘Burlesque’ party in Mexico.

Christina Aguilera seems to have been laying low since her new album ‘Bionic‘ under-performed on the charts, but the diva was back out in full force over the weekend for a small industry party to promote her new flick ‘Burlesque‘, held at Summer of Sony, Cancun, Mexico.

The singer was accompanied by her co-stars Kristen Bell and Cam Giganet, and director Steve Antin. Unfortunately though, Cher was noticeably missing in action.

‘Burlesque‘ doesn’t open until late November, but the movie and it’s accompanying soundtrack could be the thing that salvages the ‘Bionic’ era for Christina. However, if the movie bombs — which it very well could if the media witch hunt against Christina hasn’t died down in the next few months — then Aggie will be you-know-what creek without a paddle.

‘Burlesque‘ is going to be a very pivotal moment in the 10 plus year career of Christina Aguilera.
http://www.theprophetblog.net/snapped-christina-aguilera-attends-burlesque-party-in-mexico

Burlesque Party at the Summer of Sony

Sony Pictures held a Burlesque Party yesterday (06/26) in Cancun, Mexico, during its ‘Summer of Sony’ festival which will last till July 1, 2010. Cam Gigandet, Christina Aguilera, Kristen Bell and director Steve Antin attended the event.

Burlesque is coming out in theaters on November 24, 2010 (USA) and on December 17, 2010 (UK)

Burlesque party babes Christina Aguilera and Kristen Bell

                                    Christina Aguilera with Kristen Bell

The soon to be released Burlesque will see some of the biggest names in the music industry testing their luck in the big screen of Hollywood as they bring a story about music and the showbiz. Directed by Steve Antin the movie will feature the both acting and singing talents of some of the great personalities that will leave the audience asking for more and more.
Burlesque have the story of Ali a small country girl as she heads to the city seeking her luck and fame. There she meets up with Tess who is running a hardly famous small theater that draws little money and attention. Ali’s amazing talent as a singer brings success to the story and it also realizes her dreams.
Christina Aguilera will star as Ali and she was recently attended the party that had some of the cast like Kristin Bell, Cher, Eric Bell, Peter Gallagher and Alan Cumming also took part.Sceduled to be released on 24th of November this musical drama Burlesque will not disappoint the audience with its close to reality story that has a tinge of romance in it.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hell on Heels Burlesque Revue - Cocktail Party

Bachelor Party Theme - Burlesque

Steve's bachelor party was unlike any other I had ever been to. Steve's brother David, called me asking for help throwing the bachelor party. I would do anything for a buddy as good as Steve so, Iwent over to Dave's house for a meeting.

Dave was really organized. He had arranged, through a friend for us to have the party at the community theater. He had found a print of a turn of the century nude and had invitation cards made up at a print shop. Steve had requested there be no strippers at his bachelor party, so what Dave needed me to take care of the food.

I decided to keep the menu simple thick steaks, steak fries, corn on the cob and cole slaw. I needed to make enough food for 23 guys. I ordered cole slaw and steak fries from the deli and rented a huge grill for the steaks. I was sure to get unhusked corn so I could barbecue it on the grill.

An hour before the party I set up the grill in the the theater parking lot. I had asked Anthony to come early too so he could give me a hand. David showed up a half hour later with the drinks. He only brought only 12 cases of Corona beer and Sebastiani wine and 3 bottles of rum since we were going bar hopping later. He also brought 4 jugs of punch and orange juice for the rum and four bags of ice.

I started taking I started taking orders for steaks when the rest of the guests arrived. I was really busy for the next hour, but the boys kept bringing me cold Corona beers, so I didn't feel left out much. Anything I missed, they got on Fuji film.

After everyone had eaten, I went inside to see how the party was shaping up. Dave came out on stage and announced the show was about to start. He gave a humorous speech about his brother. I don't remember much, except him joking about his brother's request for no strippers. However, that didn't include belly dancers or burlesque artists. He gave a bow Then, the lights went down.

A real, belly dancer stood on the stage when the lights came back up. She put on an amazing show. It was as erotic as anything I had ever seen even, though she didn't take off any clothes. After she had danced one song several other belly dancers joined her. They each wore costumes of a different color. After they were finished, all the guys clapped and whistled. The
burlesque artist did take off some clothes during her dance routine, but she also sang a couple of sultry songs. She was way classier than a stripper. I didn't hear Steve complaining.

After the performance the bus Dave had chartered took us bar hopping. He had called several bars ahead of time to make sure they could handle us. On the way to the first bar I asked David where he had found the dancers and he said they both advertised on the Internet.

The last bar closed at 1:30 so everyone piled back on the bus and took everyone back to the theater. Everyone hung around until 3:00 A.M. when Dave had arranged for their wives and girlfriends to pick them up

Dave was still on his feet and Tony was sober enough to be worried about anyone getting hurt or breaking something in the theater. Dave and had to I carry a couple guest off the bus who had passed out into the theater. Aside from leaving a mess in the bathroom, the theater was in once piece. I took some photos of the unconcious guests so I could embarass them later.

When the girls showed up, we put the single guys into cabs. Julie took me home and I slept until noon. It was the best bachelor party I'd ever been to.
 

How to have a burlesque party

by Josephine Middleton

An exhibitionist with a fetish for feathers? Have a burlesque party on the cheap. Glamorously decadent burlesque costumes and lifestyle needn't cost a string of pearls...

Burlesque originated as a form of elaborate comedy theatre, often highly satirical and with a very middle class audience. It was only in the last century that the genre began to broaden its appeal - a penchant for double entendres and a fondness for outlandish female drag contributing to its risqué reputation. It wasn't until the 1930s though that striptease became a staple part of burlesque shows and it was this overtly sexual element that sealed its fate, with a social crackdown on burlesque in the 30s leading to its steady decline.
The vibrant colours, seductive costumes and elaborate sets often associated with burlesque have led to a recent resurgence in its popularity and no serious party girl is now complete without some kind of corset/feather costume combo. Going for broke? There already? Have burlesque fun, whatever your budget.

Burlesque costumes

The beauty of burlesque as a party theme is that you can do as little or as much as you like. Less outlandish guests can get away with wearing something black and a feather in their hair, whilst for the more flamboyant party goer the possibilities are endless. Costumes can be put together very simply on a budget - less really is more after all - and a visit to your local haberdashery should provide you with miles of net and a selection of feathers at a very reasonable price. Gather up a metre of black netting, pin it to your pants and hey presto! - you have a bustle.
Eco friendly divorcees may like to consider recycling bits of their wedding dress. Attach some strategic black lace to your wedding bodice and there is no need to wait for your wedding night for all the fun. Indeed, you can dye your wedding dress and become an absinthe-guzzling lady in red. If you have got some cash to splash, the costume is the place to spend it. How much more decadent can you get than having your very own bespoke corset made to fit? 

Do be careful with your invitations though, as burlesque can be a daunting dress code for some. Many people find parties anxious occasions at the best of times so being required to show up in what amounts to your underwear could easily be enough to keep some guests at home in their thermal pyjamas. Make it clear that nipple tassels are optional and design your invite to be as inclusive as possible.
Drinks to serve at a burlesque party

No burlesque party would be complete without a selection of delicious and highly potent cocktails. Organised paupers should plan their cocktail menu in advance and assign ingredients to each guest, ideally the ones you know well and whose attendance you are sure of. It might be a bit much to have 'bring a bottle of exotic spirits' on your invitations. Lashings of cheap vodka, rum and gin will usually ensure a party goes with a swing. To continue the burlesque theme, make your cocktail menu up with the aptly-named Orange Striptease, Black Feather and Pink Stripper. Or how about whipping up a batch of Strip and Go Naked Punch? If you're feeling a touch anti-prohibition, serve your burlesque cocktails in fine tea cups and mix them all up in the bath. We don't recommend you make illicit moonshine.

Mixing your own cocktails is fun, but if you would rather spend your time can-canning and can afford to buy in some help, you could rent yourself an almost naked cocktail waiter from Butlers in the Buff? It'll take the pressure off your hostess duties and makes a great ice breaker...
Burlesque music

If music be the food of love, or perhaps lust in this case. A sexy soundtrack is absolutely key to any good party, especially so in the case of burlesque, when you are looking to encourage as much dirty dancing as possible. Of course back in my youth a perfect party playlist meant hours recording your favourite songs onto tapes, but fortunately we now live in a much less embarrassing era and you can create seamless music mixes at the touch of a button. Obviously you will want to include some classics like 'The Stripper' but luckily you'll find that musically, all the hard work musically has been done for you. Simply download yourself a couple of burlesque music compilations and you will be all set. Do mix it up towards the end of the evening with some party classics - everyone loves to dance to a bit of Dolly Parton at the end of a night. (Or is that just me?)

And for those of you with lucrative careers in corset making who can afford to look further than i-tunes for their entertainment how about hiring a burlesque dancer or two? Or even better, book burlesque dance lessons for the evening, put the costumes to good use and you and your friends can learn how to become striptease starlets.
Burlesque decorations and lighting

It is very simple to turn even the dingiest of party venues into a gorgeous bursleque grotto and, as with most parties, lighting is critical. One cheap and easy first step is to change all the clear light bulbs for red ones, which you can usually pick up in any DIY store or even supermarket. Red bulbs give out a sultry, sexy glow and are dim enough to draw attention away from your thighs. Candles and tea lights make a good accompaniment, but can also be a fire hazard in a room so festooned with feathers.

Make your own cute tealight holders from empty glass jars - simply glue a length of coloured net around the middle of the jar, overlaid with a narrower length of black lace et voila! Finish with red tealights for extra glam.

Then it is back to the haberdashery for more trimmings. Cheap lengths of netting are ideal for creating a colourful backdrop. If you are having your party at home you can staple netting up across bookcases, cupboards and alcoves - create a glamourous burlesque boudoir and hide all your junk at the same time! If you can afford to spend a bit more than £2.50 on lighting, strings of fairy lights and sheets of net lights can be added over the top. Finish off with a generous sprinkling of feathers, feather boas and anything else vaguely vampish that you can lay your hands on.

So your invites have been sent, the naked waiters are standing by ready to serve a selection of strip-themed cocktails and your kitchen looks like the set of Moulin Rouge. All that remains then is to squeeze yourself into your outfit and let rip. All that corsetry does, of course, havie the added benefit of eliminating the need to provide party snacks...
 

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Cristal Burlesque Ball Show

Cristal Burlesque Clubs Ribbon Coldplay Show

Burlesque Clubs in London

Seeking a club in London that knows how to throw a fabulous burlesque night? Why not peruse our recommended list of burlesque clubs in London and make it a night to remember? We've picked the best options in the capital for those looking for a heady mix of salaciousness and irony, so for those of you looking for a sensual distraction to the evening, enjoy our guide to the best burlesque clubs in London. 

 Peacock Bar
148 Falcon Road, Battersea, SW11 2LW

    * Award winning burlesque, cabaret and night club venue
    * Burlesque & Cabaret with DJs after till 2am Fri/Sat
    * Free entry all night, reserved area bookings and shots
    * Get on stage with our performers and be humiliated
    * Electric atmosphere with sophisticated party crowd

Bethnal Green Working Mens Club
Comedy, cabaret and burlesque events held regularly at this theatre, club and bar.
42 Pollards Row,
Bethnal Green,
London,
E2 6NB
CellarDoor
(Delicatessen)
The weekend is the time to let your hair down and have some fun. On Saturdays, CellarDoor hosts burlesque classes followed by camp cabaret and burlesque inspired entertainment. Prices are £29 for the class or £55 for the class and show.
Zero Aldwych,
Covent Garden,
London,
WC2E 7DN

Madame JoJos
Burlesque shows and kitsch cabaret nights scheduled at Madame JoJos. See venue for details of the next gig.
8-10 Brewer Street,
London,
W1F 0SE

Peacock Bar
Peacock in Battersea has ruffled its feathers to reveal a decadent bar. Burlesque and cabaret ensure it doesn’t fade into the background.
148 Falcon Road,
Battersea,
London,
SW11 2LW

Hot, Wild ,Crazy ,Sexy , Burlesque, Night Clubs And Vegas Parties!!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Burlesque Bar

One of Melbourne's naughtiest and best kept little secrets, Burlesque Bar in Fitzroy is open Thursday to Sunday (from 6pm til late).

Inspired by the decadent early days of French Burlesque, it is a world unto itself that is sure to entice and entertain! Perfect for a night out, a private party or a romantic evening for two, come let Madame Natalia and the resident burlesque starlets within spice up your weekend!

Packages available for private functions to suit any budget! Why not try something a little different and exciting for your hen's or buck's night, 21st, 40th or divorcee party! Functions can also include live burlesque shows for you and your guests!

LADIES NIGHT THURSDAYS!
The fun kicks off early at Burlesque Bar every Thursday! Join Nick Waddell's Drawings Straws from 7pm for some burlesque life drawing, then head downstairs at 9.30pm as our Femme C Madame Natalia and resident burly-girls tease and tempt on the checkerboard stage. There are drinks specials for the ladies, including Lili St Cyr sparkling wine for $5 a glass! Tickets $15.

'CIRQUE DE FEMMES' FRIDAY!
At the end of every working week comes Madame Natalia's 'Cirque de Femmes' lineup. Boasting the talents of selected resident starlets including Scarlett, Foxtrot India, Poppy Cherry, Miss Nic, Honey B Goode, Bijoue & Lady Chocolat- as well as a special guest 'cirque' performer each week, why would you be anywhere else on a Friday night? Show begins at 9.30pm. Tickets $20. Book now.

'CIRQUE DE FEMMES' SATURDAY!
Saturday night we do it all again! Join the 'Cirque de Femmes' as they take you on a wild and wicked ride of wantoness and women from 9.30pm. A fully interactive Burlesque and Cabaret show that is not to be missed! Tickets $20. Book now!

'ATROCITY' BURLESQUE DU GRAND GUIGNOL
Exclusive to Burlesque Bar, Melbourne's controversial new burlesque/cabaret show hits the checkerboard stage every Sunday to drag you kicking and screaming into the dark mind of man. With a trilogy of shows deemed 'too adult to review' that have seen audience members crying, laughing and fainting...this is an experience not to be missed! Come and play...if you dare...every Sunday from 9pm. Tickets $20. Bookings essential 

Red Door Burlesque

On the last Sunday of every month, Red Door brings you the finest in burlesque, vaudeville and circus at the elegant Order of Melbourne.

An evening at Red Door is like taking a trip back to the golden age of burlesque, with dazzling performances from Australia’s premier troupe, Hi Ball Burlesque, seductive tunes from DJ Emma Peel, saucy pinup girls, and death-defying aerial acts performing right above your table.

Book now to be part of Melbourne's premier burlesque event!


Sunday September 26, 2010

The Order of Melbourne, Swanston St (look for the red door opposite RMIT)
Every Sunday night, doors from 6.00pm, entertainment starts at 7pm, $20

 http://www.onlymelbourne.com.au/melbourne_details.php?id=18216 
  

Friday, September 3, 2010

Burlesque star says bending rules is part of the fun

Dita Von Teese today called on burlesque performers to defy a London council's crackdown on their shows.

Von Teese, the American "Queen of Burlesque", said that bending the rules was part of the burlesque tradition, making performances "more appealing and exciting".

She said today: "It's not unusual for burlesque to be regulated because it always has been and the stars of burlesque from the past had to deal with it. The challenges of getting around the laws and the risqué element were always a part of what made burlesque exciting."

The Standard revealed that burlesque nights at venues such as the Roundhouse and Koko had been banned by Camden council unless the venues applied for the same licence required for lap-dancing clubs.

Von Teese, 36, said: "In America in the Thirties and Forties there were strict laws and the dancers had to adhere to them. This is why the pastie [nipple tassel] was invented, and the g-string was cleverly constructed! Some burlesque queens chose to break the laws, knowing that being photographed taken away in handcuffs was great publicity, and I love this element of burlesque.

"I've been stripping since 1991 and have travelled all over the world and had to be aware of the laws. Sometimes I complied and sometimes I didn't.

"Perhaps these clubs will install the historic "red light, green light" that they had in burlesque clubs to tell the performers whether the cops were in the house or not."

Von Teese, who has modelled for Jean Paul Gaultier and Vivienne Westwood, is credited with reviving burlesque in recent years.

She recalled how she had to adjust her performance to keep within the boundaries of the law in her first show in the capital. "In the early Nineties, I was forced to go behind a curtain to remove each item of clothing, even my gloves. It was okay for me to be nude, but there were still laws in effect that did not allow for actual striptease in public."